窗户破损

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Broken Window
 

A: My son broke a window yesterday.

B: How did he do that?

A: He said he was practicing his pitching.

B: He was pitching against the window?

A: No, against the side of the house.

B: If he missed, he's not a very good pitcher.

A: No, but he's pretty fast and can run long distances.

B: How do you know that?

A: I chased him when I found out he broke the window.

B: Well, you contributed to his training.

A: As his coach, my fee is three months of his allowance.

B: What a coincidence! That's enough for a new window.
 

窗户破损
 

A:我儿子昨天打破了窗户。

B:他是怎么做到的?

A:他说他正在练习投球。

B:他正在向窗户投球吗?

A:不可以。

B:如果他错过了,他不是一个很好的投手。

A:不,但是他速度很快,可以长距离奔跑。

B:你怎么知道的?

A:当我发现他打破窗户时,我追了他。

B:恩,你为他的训练做出了贡献。

A:作为他的教练,我的费用是他三个月的津贴。

B:真是巧合!这对于一个新窗口就足够了。

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