窗户破损

Broken Window
 

A: My son broke a window yesterday.

B: How did he do that?

A: He said he was practicing his pitching.

B: He was pitching against the window?

A: No, against the side of the house.

B: If he missed, he's not a very good pitcher.

A: No, but he's pretty fast and can run long distances.

B: How do you know that?

A: I chased him when I found out he broke the window.

B: Well, you contributed to his training.

A: As his coach, my fee is three months of his allowance.

B: What a coincidence! That's enough for a new window.
 

窗户破损
 

A：我儿子昨天打破了窗户。

B：他是怎么做到的?

A：他说他正在练习投球。

B：他正在向窗户投球吗?

A：不可以。

B：如果他错过了，他不是一个很好的投手。

A：不，但是他速度很快，可以长距离奔跑。

B：你怎么知道的?

A：当我发现他打破窗户时，我追了他。

B：恩，你为他的训练做出了贡献。

A：作为他的教练，我的费用是他三个月的津贴。

B：真是巧合!这对于一个新窗口就足够了。